In the worst possible taste

Right then. Not entirely sure about this but going ahead with it anyway. Have decided to serialise the Dodgy Drunken Opus - that being In The Worst Possible Taste, excerpts of which have turned up randomly on these pages already (here, here and here). I figure it's still just a rough draft, is still unfinished, may never GET finished, was basically written in the first place primarily as entertainment for me and secondarily as practice at telling stories, and will never get published in this rambling, first-draft form anyway. So fuck it. Read it, don't read it, print it out and stick it in your arse. I really don't mind. But if you read it and you happen to enjoy it, let me know. It may be surprising to know that like 90% of authors, amateur or otherwise, I enjoy being told I'm not entirely shit. The other 10% are alcoholic nihilists who didn't get enough ego stroking in the first place and JUST SNAPPED DAMMIT so be warned. You don't want that shit on yer conscience.


The serialised adventures of Andy 'Angus' Young and the lads from Flange Gasket will be progressively updated at http://flangegasket.blogspot.com with the first chapter - titled after the quote (an old AC/DC lyric) which opens it - up and available for perusal, providing a fairly relaxed introduction to proceedings. It's dumb but it's fun, somewhat like the music the Gasket crank out. Or Andy Young's usual taste in women. Your pick.

ITWPT Chapter One: Ain't no fun waiting round to be a millionaire

So there it is. Stay tuned for future eps.

Or don't.

The Doctor is OUT.