Can you tell we've stopped bothering to write stuff people might want to read and instead are just amusing ourselves

We're all about the helpful hints here at the World of Bollocks, so leading on from yesterday's suggestion to the Kings of Being Shat On By Pigeons that, you know, pigeons have the same antipathy to 105dB of Big Muff Shreddage as anything else with eustachian tubes, so turn the fuck up and harden the fuck up, we're now turning our attention to the massed ranks of Formula One team managers and their woe-is-us bleating about Ferrari using frowned-upon team orders to put Nando Alonso into Position Win at the German F1GP, ahead of teammate Massa Attack. Won't somebody think of the children... erm the fans... do we still have fans?


Here's a suggestion. If you don't like Ferrari stage-managing the finish of F1 races, why not DRIVE YOUR FUCKING CARS FASTER SO THEY CAN'T. It's pretty difficult to enact team orders to decide who wins the race when you're running 7th and 8th. And as to some of the hypocrisy on this... such as Red Bull muppet Christian Horner bleating about it being naughty and he's going to tell his mum and everything... what the fuck do you call taking new parts off one driver worth a tenth a second a lap at least and giving them to another, on the morning of qualifying, if it's not team fucking orders, sunshine?


Yeah mate, you're a fuckin' winner you are. A career in proctology awaits.

(EDIT: This deserves to be turned into a photo caption competition - entries below.)

The Doctor is OUT.