I hate stupid people

Was a song by Insurge, or rather iNsurGe, a 'political industrial rock band' of the '90s. Ironically they were stupid and I hated them. I hated them because they were clueless hypocrites. Claiming everyone who'd ever committed crimes against property were in fact Political Prisoners, f'rinstance, because all property was an invention of The Man meant to keep us all down. I sincerely someone broke into their van and stole their instruments after that, just to see what their reaction woulda been. I see no criminals; I see before me Political Prisoners.

Anyhoo, the stupid are many and the stupid are legion. The ranting, foaming Cletuses interpreting Obama's speech of 'Stay in school, kids' to some sort of Nazi-Socialist decree of 'All your children are belong to us' - they're fucking stupid. Kyle Sandilands, he's fucking stupid. Anyone who still listens to him is fucking stupid. The coach of South Sydney, Jason Taylor, who wants to press charges against the player who decked him but can't remember the couple of slaps to the chops on his part which might have instigated it - fuck me, mate, you're stupid AND you're embarrassing the club emblem. Steve Fielding, he's a fucking inbred mentally deficient fucktard who makes me fiskally sick. AND he's fucking stupid. The list goes on. And on.

A few longer worked examples. A Good Friend Of The World Of Bollocks is one of those superhuman overachiever chicks - you've met her before - and was last seen emigrating to the US and taking up citizenship in order to vote for Obama (well not really but it makes a good story). For the recent Philadelphia Fringe Festival she wrote, directed, produced, funded, conducted, and every-bloody-other-thing-'d an operatic cantata based on the train-wreck-hideous mess that was Alberto Gonzales' tenure at the Department of Justice, i.e. firing all the people who didn't agree with Unca Dubya's politicule views. Evidently it was a Very Clever Thing and brilliantly done, even if it was a touch on the overly intellectual liberal side (then again I choose to get all my US political news from Jon Stewart so WTF do I know). But according to Middle America - to wit most of the batshit arseclowns posting on AOL News - like all arts it was all a waste of taxpayers money pushed by Obama and his Agenda, and our Mel should "move on miss damn free, don't yo uhave any better things to do, grow upand have a better life better than your garbage contrata......." And clearly Mel wants the country run by lesbians and communists. If only they knew she was a half-Greek, half-Chinese girl from Mt Gravatt the game would REALLY be up. Fuck she's awesome, fuck I'm proud of her, and fuck people are stupid.

And on a completely unrelated tack: V8 Supercars, and the hundreds of munters who've written into the letters pages of organs such as Motorsport News to wail, bitch and moan about TeamVodafone aka Triple 8 Race Engineering And Online Casino taking a couple of lazy mill' off the hands of General Motors-Holden's for the honour of becoming a factory supported race team from next year on. Apparently this is THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT. Triple 8 are TRAITOROUS DOGS who should have to forfeit all their championship winnings; fans are organising mass boycotts of V8 events and merchandising sales; even driving past Triple 8 HQ and throwing eggs at them for all I know. Even Ford themselves are getting in on the act, deliberately targeting Triple 8 - the only team who can possibly deliver them a championship this year - as 'TR888ERS' in a highly ingenuous marketing campaign at the recent Ipswich (where else?) V8s.

Now, lets say you run a race team. As it happens, you used to run the GM factory team in UK touring cars, but then you came down here and started running a team of Fords in the V8 Supercars. For a while Ford slung you some cash for the privilege, but were constantly pissing and moaning about you not painting the cars blue (on account of your very very red sponsors) and eventually pulled all the funding two years ago for that reason. Then the only other manufacturer in the closed shop, a little bored with getting its arse handed to it by your de-logoed Falcons, offers to make you a factory supported race team again, which is pretty much the reason for your existence. What do you do?

Apparently, if you're the Cletuses who read Motorsport News, you say no and go broke instead. Because Triple 8 should be LOYAL TO FORD!!!! Despite the fact Ford currently support them to the tune of slightly discounted prices for headlights and other Falcon bits used on the cars. (There's only about thirty-odd parts interchangeable between a roadgoing Falcon and a Bathurst one.) That's it. Nup, Triple 8 should give up financial security, new customer opportunities with teams like Paul Morris Motorsport, and huge sponsorship opportunities as well, because a bunch of snaggle-toothed bogans bought TeamVodafone jackets with 'Lowndes' and 'Ford' on them and they might cry if the smiley faced arseclown starts winning races in a taxi with a Holden badge on it instead. Like he did for the first half of his career.

Stupid, stupid, stupid people. Hate 'em. Fucking hate 'em.

I've just been told I'm only angry because I'm an Aries and I can't get away from anger. Unfortunately this also makes me angry because my default position on astrologers is standing, usually on their throats. And this doesn't do much to disprove the girl in question's theory.

Aaaaarrrrghhhh.

The Doctor is OUT.