And now a word from our sponsor...

(For anyone who's ever been sworn at by a bogan chick in a bikini)

We’ve got the shrimps on the barbie
We’ve put the beers in the fridge
Lleyton’s here to welcome you, you pack of spastics
And Dell’s acid-tested the footpath.

We’ve shampooed the camels… gets pretty lonely out here, boy
We’ve got a few roos loose in the top paddock… probably explains why John Howard’s still in power
We’ve got the sharks out of the water… well most of them anyway
That’s the last time we use Packer as burley.

We’ve cleared the Lebs off the beach
We shot all the Abos when we got here
We’ve put the refugees behind razor wire
We’ve figured out how to play the banjo with our toes…

So where the bloody hell are ya, ya fucken foreign poofs?

Austraya.
It’s un-Australian to be from anywhere else.